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So, how ’bout them Knicks? Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own!

Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? I just told you! You’ve killed me!

Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? We’re rescuing ya. Now what? Throw her in the brig. That’s not soon enough! No! The cat shelter’s on to me.

You don’t know how to do any of those. Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Ummm…to eBay? Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.

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