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Posted: 9 June,2011 in My Life

Belligerent and numerous. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd. I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Ask her how her day was. A true inspiration for the children.

You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing. That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave. When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film! With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

Bender, we’re trying our best. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Your best is an idiot! No! The cat shelter’s on to me. A sexy mistake. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?

We’ll need to have a look inside you with [pulls out a long cord with a camera lens at the end] this camera. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say.

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  1. Sample says:

    Bender, we’re trying our best. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

    • Sample says:

      We’ll need to have a look inside you with [pulls out a long cord with a camera lens at the end] this camera. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly?

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